Hahaha my phone was face tracking my abs
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.
And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.
this is my favorite thing of the day
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again